Bjørk Barbie
I am free as Ddjunglezebra (twin $24.95) on an Örgryte
(‘nubuck’ light brown leather $1999), said Bjørk Bårbie,
a few days after her long and bitter divorce from Kën
Krokshult. "The past was a log and all is left now is
a Mula (hammering block, $5.95). Perched on her Haparanda
(armchair, $299), a glowing Ironisk (candlestick, $2.95)
at her side and a Stuby (5’7x7’11) at her tiny swedish
feet, Bjørbie, as her friends like to call her, could
only talk about the future: "I vant to sing pretty
melodies about the bjyrds and the bjæs to the homeless
møøse of the lapland. Måny peeplj do not knov abøüt
their pljght. Ä møøse once bit my sister
but I forgive him, because I understand his pain. The Skye ($399) is blü,
ice is cold and møøse only have ljgønbjerries. It
is tøø sad". Kën would not return our phone calls.
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